"They cripple the bird’s wing, and then condemn it for not flying as fast as they."
my biggest fear in life is accidentally dating someone who eats ass
This is actually scary as hell 😂
"My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life."
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently